Looking Forward to 2010

So, what’s going to happen in 2010? Well, nothing is ever guaranteed, but I do have a few predictions. Note that you shouldn’t take these too seriously, but if something does happen, I can say I called it.

  • There will be an assassination attempt on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Conspirators will cry foul against the US.
  • The Phoenix Coyotes will attempt to move again in the next NHL off-season by threatening to fold.
  • Tiger Woods will come back for the Masters, win, and make people forget the scandal.
  • Canada will actually lead the medal count in the Olympic games.
  • The Chargers and the Eagles advance to the Super Bowl.
  • Lady Gaga will get accused of date rape. Possibly by one of the Jonas Brothers. People will say that he was asking for it.
  • Dubai will need another bailout, and then promptly told to go to hell.
  • A celebrity tries to go into space, but the method of launch explodes.

That’s basically it. If any of this actually happens, then the world should be afraid.

~ by The Slurpee Man on January 1, 2010.

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